drunkvanity:

I LOVE men. But most all I love REAL men. Not those skinny twig men. I like a man with meat on his bones! Haha! Could you imagine having sex with a skeleton? OUCH am I right? But I don’t want a man with TOO much meat. That’s just digusting! Haha REAL men have JUST ENOUGH! Haha! like, get back to the garage am I right?! Like i don’t care about your foot ball team, go mow the lawn! haha. Big dicks don’t count if you’re tall haha am I right, gurrrlll? aw friendzoned again