I’m nearly crying

ralphcanwreckme:

because I had this awesome password journal as a kid

but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time

so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again

but today I was cleaning my room and found it

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so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid

but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries

so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it

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ha

haha

nope

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so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too

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finally I get in

and it’s fucking empty

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but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it

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there was a folded up piece of paper inside

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and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like

past me u little shit

“now fuck off”

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