SOUL PUNK.
GLORIOUS, FANTASTIC ERA OF MR. PATRICK STUMP’S MUSICALLY DOCUMENTED LIFE DURING FALL OUT BOY’S HIATUS.
S’GOT THE BOXES N SHIT LOOK AT THAT. SNAZZY
BOXES?????? BOXES
HE WORE TIGHT-ASS SUITS THE WHOLE TIME
except for when he didn’t buT STILL
BEAUTIFUL TINY MAN GO LISten to Soul Punk do yourself a favour
OKAY SO I KNOW UKULELE BOY DIDN’T MENTION ME IN THE TAGS FOR THIS ONE BUT THIS ERA IS LIKE MY FUCKING RELIGION SO I AM OBLIGATED TO ADD ON IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PATRICK STUMP.
SOME WONDERFUL THINGS TO COME FROM THIS ERA ARE AS FOLLOWS:
THE ‘SOUL PUNK CAPE’
THE BIRTH OF THE OF THE WHITE GRETSCH CORVETTE ‘STUMP-O-MATIC’
THE HOTTEST FUCKING SUITS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE
AND ALL THE LYRICS WERE WRITTEN BY HIM EXCLUSIVELY AND HE PLAYED ALL THE INSTRUMENTS INCLUDING THE FUCKING SAX LIKE JESUS SLAY ME. he designed the inside of his deluxe cd really well too and he made the lyrics for the deluxe songs only visible under black lighting.
i could go on and on about this but i’ve already made this post super hella long so yeah everyone needs to go learn what ‘soul punk era’ is
have a good fuckin day
THANK YOU JAMES I APPRECIATE YOUR CONTRIBUTION GREATLY GUYS DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING WE BOTH FORGOT IT’S THE LYRIC BOOKLET THE FUCKING LYRIC BOOKLET
THIS SMOLL MAN PUT HIDDEN MESSAGES IN THIS BOOKLET LOOK AT THIS
WHITE LETTERS MAKE MESSAGE LOOK
1. Explode - FEAR IS KILLING US
2. This City - BUT TRUE LOVE CAN SURVIVE
3. Dance Miserable - IF WE COOPERATE
4. Spotlight (Oh Nostalgia) - WE CAN BE IN DOUBT
5. The ‘I’ in Lie - BUT FIRST REBUILD TRUST
6. Run Dry (X Heart X Fingers) - TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
8. Greed - HAPPINESS IS STILL FREE
9. Everybody Wants Somebody - THOUGH NOT ALWAYS APPARENT
10. Allie - WHEN IT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF US
11. Coast - SO KEEP CALM, IT’S GONNA GET BETTER
EACH MESSAGE RELATES TO THE SONG IT’S IN WTF THE FUCK PATRICK CHILL?????
AND ALSO WHEN YOU TEAR APART THE BOOKLET EACH PAGE IS SUDDENLY A PART OF A PUZZLE!! what the fuck patrick how did you even think of this
see these strANGe ass colours?? ???? theyre not there for no reason bc when you puT THEM TOGETHER
S’PSTUMP LOOK AT THAT
JAZZY
now away from the lyric booklet souL PUNK ERA WAS THE FIRST TIME PATRICK’S PLAYED DRUMS PUBLICLY SINCE THAT ONE TIME WITH MCR DURING LIKE WARPED TOUR 2005
DRUMS!!!!!!
AND HE HAD A COLLECTION OF OBSCURE BOWTIES AND HE WORE FINGERLESS GLOVES A LOT (some of these pictures were already in this post but i need to emphasise how strange they are okay)
literally what is that
here are the gloves too look at those gloves????
(x) literally what was he thinking and why didn’t he think it earlier
he looks like he’s having a swell time with his bowties and fingerless gloves you go little dude
he also moans in about every song on the album if nothing before made you listen to it that should we’ll see you all in Soul Punk hell!!